A producer asked me that question. I feel like Benjamin Button.
Here are some more quotes from my L.A. trip:
"If you move back to L.A. I will kick your ass."
"Why do you look younger?" Studio executive.
"Because she moved out of this crazy ass city," Agent.
"You haven't aged at all."
"How is it possible you've lost weight eating pasta?"
"Are you dating?"
"Who are you dating?"
"Do you have a hot lover?"
"What's up with the sexy times?"
"I like your hair. You found a hairdresser in Rome who knows how to cut black hair?"
"Do you speak Italian?"
"Tell me what do you do everyday." (I heard that one a lot)
"Do you miss L.A.?"
"What do you eat?"
"Are you in love...what's his name?"
"How do Italian women wear high heels on cobble stone streets?"
"I hate you."