Thursday, July 19, 2007

It all makes sense now! Thank you, Us Magazine.


I was walking past the newstand with my boss and we started cracking up over this cover. Please. Like I'm supposed to shed a tear. My ass has never been married to anyone much less Brad Pitt or Nick Lachey. I told my boss if I were on the cover it would say something different. For example, out of shape, broke and alone.

That said, I am glad this national magazine is bringing attention to the drama that is dating in Hollywood.

12 comments:

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

What perfect timing!

I've just tagged you with a moaning meme (sure you saw it over at Sognatrice's).
You can complain to your hearts content...

Please feel free to drop by whenever you've got a moment and pick it up.

Best,
Scarlett

Kathy said...

Such a tragedy...

rose said...

I laughed too hard with this post. ;)

Confessions of Cleopantha said...

lm thinking uhh it is an epidemic that has not only touched Hollywood but the shores of Oz.
On the bright side at least we can have bad hairdays & chocolate without being splashed all over magazine covers.

J.Doe said...

i don't know what the dating scene is like in Hollywood, but the three people on the cover create their own drama.

nyc/caribbean ragazza said...

Scarlett - I will try to get to it soon!

kathy - it that sarcasm? hmm I can't believe you could be so heartless!

rose - seriously, when I saw that cover I started laughing loudly on the street. It's so melodramatic.

confessions - good point.

j. doe - that is one reason the cover is so funny. Drama is an understatment. To compare their situation to us mere mortals who can even get a date is hilarious.

sognatrice said...

Trying to type a comment through the tears--these poor women! If only they could find something, anything else in their lives that make living worthwhile!

Yeah, this *is* perfect timing for the Moan Meme that's floating around :)

Delina said...

Am I behind or isn't Jen dating again?

Shelley - At Home in Rome said...

This one had me laughing out loud. Good observation. Man, I often feel for those poor girls. I love the subtitle: "Beautiful, Rich, and Alone." Well, two out of three ain't bad, right? ;-)

nyc/caribbean ragazza said...

sognatrice - yes it is. I will try to fill out the meme this week.

jen - well according to "her friends", he is bad news. Poor Jen!

shelley - If I were them I would just leave Hollywood for a minute. Relationships are tough and having one under a microscrope can't be easy.

Janet said...

Just one comment here -- I was one of those "alones" up until about 8 years ago. That's when love sneaked up on me, in middle age!

So you never know when it'll strike!

Maybe YOURS is waiting for your in Italy?????

Janet

nyc/caribbean ragazza said...

janet - thanks for the encouraging words.

I might sound like a pessimist but I do believe in love and all that good stuff. :)