Friday, August 04, 2006

In these troubled times, some advice from Cher Horowitz; Fergie's new song

My sister sent me the following quote from one of the best movies EVAH! Of course Cher pronounced the word Haitians as HEY-ti-ans


So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.


I saw the Fergie "london bridge" video at the gym. The song sucks, she makes the Pussy Cat Dolls seem like Aretha Franklin.

6 comments:

gibber said...

HAHAHAHA. love, Love, LOVE that movie!

Fergie's song is SOOO wanna be Gwen's "Hollaback". It's not.

I will admit tho...i kinda like "buttons" by PCD. the words are very stupid, but i like the beat.

nyc/caribbean ragazza said...

It that what Fergie was going for? Someone needs to tell her to stop.

Ms Adventures in Italy said...

I love that movie, too!!

Tracie B. said...

was that last sentence accented by a finger snap?

nyc/caribbean ragazza said...

LOL. tracie b. I haven't seen "clueless" in a while but I don't think so.

gibber said...

It wasn't followed by a snap, but by her pulling her gum out of her mouth with her finger and putting it back in (yeah, you know you used to do that).

i have seen this movie too many times to count!